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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Tv show Drinking Games

The A-Team


Drink when:
• When George Peppard appears in costume or disguise, drink.
• When Hannibal breaks out a cigar, drink.
• When BA must be tricked onto an airplane (i.e. put under) drink 3 times.
• When Murdoch is busted out of a mental ward, drink 4 times.
• When the antagonist has an accent, drink.
• When a jeep flips over, drink. (Lands on its side, once. Otherwise, twice.)
• If the episode takes place in a foreign country, drink.
• When anyone calls Murdoch crazy, drink.
• If BA calls him crazy, drink twice.
• Whenever Face woos a girl to get supplies, drink.
• Face kisses a girl: drink.
• Every time someone is thrown over the camera, drink.
• If BA throws someone through furniture or a window, drink.
• Whenever they bust out guns, drink.
• If they use a grenade, drink twice.
• When anything explodes, drink.
• If a super vehicle creation involves a flamethrower, drink 3 times!
• If a handicapped person appears, drink.
• If a biker gang are the antagonists, drink. If they are protagonists, drink twice.
• If any Battlestar Galactica reference is made, finish your drink!
• When BA drives the van, drink.
• When Murdoch flies a chopper or plane, drink.
• If Col. Decker catches up to the A-Team, finish drink.
• If BA says "foo," "sucka" or "chump," drink!
• Whenever Face acts smug, drink. (Open to a lot of interpretation).
• Any time the music is a variation of the A-Team theme, drink!
• Drink whenever Murdoch switches personalities.
• "To be continued" episode--finish drink.
• If BA befriends a child, drink.
• If the camera gets wet during a car chase, drink.
• Any time the team finds a welder or oxygen cutter in an old shed, drink twice.

Knight Rider


General (# of shots)
• 1 "Knight" appears in episode title
• 2 "KITT" appears in episode title
• 1 Every time the subplot appears (if there is one)
• 1 Any long, musical driving scene
KITT (# of shots)
• 1 Mention of the "molecular bondage shell"
• 1 Turbo Boosts
• 2 Has all power transferred to Turbo Boost
• 2 Is unable to Turbo Boost for some reason
• 1 Gets installed with a new device
• 2 Gets installed with a new device that is flawed, or does not accomplish the purpose for which it was installed
• 4 Gets installed with a new device that is not used in the same episode
• 1 Uses a fairly well-known feature (one that appears in over 2 or 3 episodes, ie- Microjam, oil slick)
• 3 Uses a feature we've never seen before, and likely ever will again (ie- Sub zero)
• 1 Super Pursuit Mode
• 1 Emergency Braking System
• 1 Doesn't understand something/asks for an explanation
• 1 Awes someone with his abilities
• 2 Has someone other than Michael behind the wheel
• 1 Blacks the windows to talk with someone outside
• 2 Has a bomb/explosive blow up under/in him
• 1 Gets captured or has rear wheels elevated
• 2 Gets badly damaged (ie- "Ring of Fire")
• 3 Gets totalled (ie- "Knight of the Juggernaut")
MICHAEL KNIGHT (# of shots)
• 1 Is hassled by local law
• 2 Is arrested and/or thrown in jail
• 3 Is hassled by cops who turn out to be crooked
• 2 Is checked out by someone who finds no information on him, or that "up until x years ago you didn't exist"
• 1 Talks into his watch
• 1 Asks for money from Devon
• 1 Is told by someone to "Be careful"
• 1 Goes undercover
• 1 Has KITT take over so he can perform some fool stunt
• 2 Has KITT take over because he's not able to drive or just doesn't want to drive
• 1 "KITT! I need you buddy!" (or words to this effect)
• 2 Overrides KITT's programming
• 2 Gets separated from KITT
• 1 Gets romantic with, or kisses someone
• 4 Gets married

Family guy


One Drink
• Cut scene
• Character consumes alcohol
• Played out stereotype
• Allusion/Reference
• Peter gets hurt
• Peter says "Sweet"
Two Drinks
• Stewie tries to kill Lois
• Stewie formulates a plan
• Stewie does something feminine
• Stewie has a weapon
• Chris becomes nervous around a girl
• Brian and Stewie fight
• Peter does "the laugh"
• Peter gives Chris bad advice
• Peter embarrasses Meg
• Visit to the Drunken Clam
• A gag is repeated
• Commercial break
• Chicken fight!
Three Drinks
• Stewie says "Victory is mine"
• Peter says "Holy crap"
• Brian has a martini
• Meg is referred to as ugly in some way
• Non-human character is shown (excluding Brian)
• Quagmire makes a sexual reference ("giggity giggity" usually counts!)
• Quahog News is shown
• Every time Cleveland Jr. laughs
• Stewie says "What the Duece!"
• Character plays the piano
• Character removes an article of clothing
• Cleveland mentions Lois
Four Drinks
• Lois's parents show up
• Make fun of (c) Fox
Five Drinks
• Drawn out scene (add a drink if crickets chirp)
• The "Evil Monkey" makes an appearance


Withnail & I drinking game


There is a drinking game associated with Withnail & I. The game consists of keeping up, drink for drink, with each alcoholic substance consumed by Withnail over the course of the film. All told, Withnail is shown drinking roughly nine and a half glasses of red wine, half a pint of cider, one shot of lighter fluid (vinegar or over-proof rum are common substitutes), two and a half shots of gin, six glasses of sherry, thirteen glasses of whisky and half a pint of ale. It may be presumed that this quantity of alcohol, if consumed during the course of the film, would prove fatal.


Star Trek


Sip if any of the following occur:
• Bones says "He's dead, Jim."
• Bones points out he's a doctor, not a ___________
• Kirk gets the girl
• Kirk outwits a computer
• Kirk violates the prime directive
• Kirk's shirt gets ripped
• Kirk bluffs his out
• Kirk takes responsibility for the whole crew
• Kirk saves the day with a stirring speech
• Kirk kisses the girl
• Kirk says "We come in peace" and "shoot to kill" in the same sentence
• Kirk says "Phasers on stun"
• Spock shows emotion
• Spock uses the Vulcan neck pinch
• Spock looks into the science station
• Spock refers to the doctor as illogical
• Spock says "Fascinating" or "Indeed"
• Scotty complains about the warp speed requested/demanded
• Scotty pulls off a miraculous technological feat
• Scotty says "The engines canna take much more a this, Captain"
• Chekov promotes Russian history
• Chekov says "But Keptin...."
• Chekov pronounces a 'w' like a 'v'
• Sulu sets course
• Sulu has the con
• Uhura says "Hailing frequencies open"
• Uhura opens a channel in all frequencies and all languages
• Uhura sings
• Yeoman Rand gives Kirk something to initial
• Yeoman Rand serves coffee
• Nurse Chapel lusts after Spock
• Kyle makes his appearance as transporter chief
• Lt. Leslie appears or is mentioned
• A redshirt dies
• The weapons are powerless
• The transporter is inoperative
• Dilithium crystals are drained/inoperative/missing
• Communicators malfunction
• The shields are about to collapse
• The Enterprise goes faster than it is possibly able to
• The Enterprise is taken over by a superior alien power
• You see a styrofoam planet or a planet with no atmosphere
• A newly discovered planet is "Much like Earth"
• Klingon and Romulan technology is mixed up
• Special effects people cannot tell phasers from photon torpedoes
CHUG if any of the following occur:
• Kirk does not get the girl
• Sulu gets a sword
• Major character dies/is assumed dead
• Starfleet exhonorates the crew for their violation of regulations/orders
• The episode was blatantly ripped off by ST:TNG
• Lt. Leslie speaks
• Anybody makes a "historical" reference to the 20th century

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