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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Shocking royal wedding news

According to the Mirror, guests will be served champagne and wine, after beer was deemed to be inappropriate for the occasion.

"There won't be any beer. Let's face it, it isn't really an appropriate drink to be serving in the Queen's presence at such an occasion."

"It was always their intention to give their guests a sophisticated experience and they have chosen the food and drink with this in mind."

Quails' eggs with celery salt, mini Yorkshire puddings with roast beef and mini sausage rolls are expected to be served on the day.

The couple have vowed to stay sober for the day.