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Monday, February 1, 2010

Lightest beer

In a world where women and socialites are concerned about their weight Budweiser have come with the worlds LIGHTEST BEER.. "Select 55" with only you guessed it 55 calories. Budweiser also goes on to mention how green and economic the bottles and cans are..

Lets be honest here when i want a beer i want it cause i know its not good for me... I want the beer goggles, the forgetful memory and the craving to eat anything thats wrapped in batter and then fried. I have yet to go to a barman ans ask "can i have your healthiest porter and while your at it can i have some low fat crisps" This is as bad as the man who sits and makes a point of not drinking.. Only to then guzzle 15 bottles of 7up as he has problem with drinking all liquids too fast.. This is called "never_been_invited_to_parties_when_i_was__a_kid syndrome"

My advice to you is to drink and drink heavily

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